Squange

automatic half credit, possibly full credit, on any math test as long as you put "+ C" after the word.

As Paul Noe desperately scrambled to put an answer, Steve Furger put "Squange + C" as his answered got half credit while Paul got only one point.

by godzilla Lee January 9, 2009

squagget

The offspring of a squirrel and a down syndrome limbless human being. The result is often disturbing, and should you be a squirrel or a limbless down syndrome human being, be sure not to divulge in intercourse with each other. The first ever recorded squagget was named only as "Tobo" and information of his whereabouts has become hard to find, though it is widely expected that he is alone somewhere feasting on pond life, enjoying it. There has been no evidence of decent public approval of the Squagget race, but there has bene recent evidence unearthed a "Squlympics", where squaggets compete against one and other in order to become the chief squagget. The current emperor of the squaggets is unknown, but he is sure to be an evil bastard.

"Hey, look, a squagget on a swing, kick him"

by WillGane May 1, 2008

Dream Squasher

A Person that likes to interrupt or change other people's plans.

Jason: I'm going to smoke my joint now.

Debbie: no, smoke it after dinner.

Christie: Debbie don't be such a Dream squasher.

by Js January 2, 2015

Squashed

NOUN

(Skwashed)
1. The state obtained by consuming copious quantity's of assorted non-specific drugs. Usually associated with, but not limited to, dizziness, euphoria, loss of conciseness, anonymous sex, good vibes, bad vibes, erectile dysfunction, raging boners, the giggles, the munchies, and an overall sense that, quote, "Last night was fucking awesome."
Synonyms: Smashed, Plastered, Hammered, Blown, Trashed, ect.
Antonyms: Being a pussy, wallflowering, sobriety, ect.

Jordan: "Holy shit Brandon I've never been so squashed in my life!"
Brandon: "I'll bet! Three G's, a bottle of Vick's, and two drops of adrenocrome will do that to a person."
Jordan: "By the way, have you seen my car?"
Brandon: "It's on the roof."

by Col. Mustard with the Ice Pick April 10, 2013

cock squasher

one who squashes cocks. A Cincinnati cock squasher is one who does the deed in Southern Ohio. This was once rumored to be the answer to a puzzle on Wheel-Of-Future.

she was a cock squasher who used a steam roller to do the deed.

by Ken Mac July 31, 2007

cock squasher

A woman who, through physical size or force of personality, dominates the guys she is with.

Dude, this fat chick I am a hooking up with terrifies me... she is a real cock squasher.

by Mack Daddy Kevin August 3, 2007

Squange

When a female continuasly sucks on your testicles even though you just nuted.

God damn man, I had this one bitch over my crib, she gave me the best brain and to top it all off she gave me the squange of a lifetime, jawn had made my whole body feelin like an angel touched my insides.

by Big swingin July 12, 2015