red squares

the opposite of blue balls

person 1: last night, she gave me red squares.
person 2: what the fuck...? is that..?

by m0ntana May 15, 2021

reachin’ for the squares

Heading to the Waffle House.

I was out all night sinking beers that come 3am I was reachin’ for the squares!

by ceejaydee July 1, 2015

Hollywood Squares

A gay game where all they need to do is say yes or no, not give a real answer. Often has Whoopi Goldberg and other washed up C-rank celebrities.

From Family Guy

Contestant: I'll take the dying boy for block.

Question: Is there anything less then absolute zero?

Dying Boy: Yeah, my white cell count.

*Crowd insanely laughs at this depressing joke and Whoopi Goldberg high-fives him*

by Elitist January 2, 2004

Orange and Black Squares

The two orange and black squares 🟧⬛️ have an affiliation with straight (heterosexual) pride. It means "Super Straight".

Oh I'm such a privileged fuck with too thin of an ego, guess I'm gonna go on twitter and post orange and black squares "🟧⬛️".

by Mushroomie March 10, 2021

Dirty Squares

When your eyes are wanting to see someone naked.

Bunter Dianno: "I wanna see someone naked."
Harry Poostain: "Mate, you got dirty squares in your eyes. Brap!"

by Beboris June 11, 2007

wet squares

cigarettes(squares) dipped in liquid PCP(water)

Tony had a pack of squares, I had sum water so we smoked wet squares all night long

by Thoedness March 21, 2008

Turning Squares Circle

To masturbate

Caitlin: hey ben wanna help me turn squares circle

Turning squares circle

by Jazim June 13, 2019