scambling

Scam a person into purchasing a gambling ticket at there expense an receive half the profits with no cost to you

He / she cashed in on a ticket we paid for i knew she was scambling us .

by mishimelbush July 24, 2015

Scrambling my eggs

To masturbate by yourself.

To masterbate in general..

.......yeah.......I was scrambling my eggs this morning..........

I'd like to scramble her eggs......

by #AlexisMason June 4, 2021

Smut-stumbling

A term describing completely the situation that the question is not "Is there smut," but "When will you stumble upon the mountains of it that exist."

It can be used to describe coming across fan-fiction, or just generally cliche and poorly assembled smut.

I was smut-stumbling the other day and came across the most horrifying fiction to ever filter through my optic nerves.

by ManicM February 4, 2010

alabama squaling monkey

a woman of african decent that lives in alabama who gets nasely penetrated after being flatulated upon.

i was about to hook up with this chick until i realized she was an alabama squaling monkey.

by luvs2sploodge August 20, 2011

Squashling

The word used to define a young child, or teenager. Essentially, someone younger than yourself but under the age of 18.

How was the little squashling today?

by lewNandy January 23, 2011

squibbling

A small part or piece of something. Describing something small.

Yeah! Ma'am, could I have a squibbling of that cake? I'd only like a squib of it!"

by Benjaminwhyte1555 August 2, 2016

scrambling eggs

To masturbate with a hand warmer before you enter her vagina and when she cums her egg is scrambled from the warm dick.

Scrambling Eggs- "Shit, Kyle really went to town scrambling eggs last night!"

by LickDickRick January 31, 2018