squiffel

A cross between a squirrel and a sexy goat.

"Whoa Kendra, it's a cross between Niko and Zac?"

by Natasha March 22, 2005

squaffle

The bodily excretions formed due to heat, between the thighs of an extremly overweight person.

1. Can you smell the squaffle on that! (as the desciber points to an extremly obese person).
2. That person is a squaffler.
3. Squaffleitis. The medical condition that causes squaffle.

by Music Talks August 13, 2007

Squiffler

A person who makes drugs

Tell the Squiffler to make me a batch.

by Druggman October 4, 2015

squatfizzle

The act of being cock-blocked or clam-jammed

A ugly person

Jake: You did you hear what happened to Joe?
Mike: what?
Jake: he got squatfizzled by a girl at the bar

Jane: Lucy like totally got squatfizzled by a gay guy the other day.
Kim: Oh really?

by IceClawWantsDeath November 22, 2018

Squiff

A sexual sound effect made by a virgin’s lips exclusively. Usually as an attempt to cope or be funny.

Person A: *Squiffing in a VC.*
Person B (in the chat): is he still squiffing
Person C (In the chat): yeah dude, kinda sad

by The Horny Bonker May 28, 2021

the squaf

A youtube channel for a large group of friends, who create random videos with little to no meaning.
Most of the videos created only make sense to The Squaf, because most videos are inside jokes.
Yet, people subscribe anyway.

"The Squaf uploaded a new video today"

by shnoosh June 10, 2017

squarf

When someone squirts and barfs simutaniously. I.E. Someone ejaculates whilst vomiting.

"Justin was doing Billy from behind... At the moment of climax, he saw a picture of Bette Midler, and squarfed."

by Esquire22 July 21, 2008