squashhead

a person of the mental handicaped discription who requirs the use of a helmet

stop being a fuckin squashhead!!!

by samtheman4808 April 30, 2008

Trap Squashin

Trap squashin in the act of obtaining a female partner and demolishing her fanny pack into smitherines.

Will: Hey Rob, did you end up going to poundtown with Flori last night?
Rob: Nah even better! Dude I was Trap Squashin till 8 in the moanin!!
Will: Man what a great way to end your night getting your squash on!

by WillRob February 11, 2010

Squashed Nigga

When people are giving you a hard time and you can't express yourself.

Get off my back! I feel like a squashed nigga!

by Shwayne July 28, 2011

Squashed Fruit Salad

A squashed fruit salad is created by tucking your cock and balls between your legs and pressing your butt and junk against a window/glass door.

Dude, did he just moon you?

Worse! He gave me a squashed fruit salad.

Gross!

by Kibosh January 8, 2008

Squash Door

Tiny square door that allows one to enter a squash court.

Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo: "Why did they make this squash door so freakin small??"
Billy Bo Dean: "Because if they were regular size, we would tear the space time continuum... Duh"

by Chester Huntington October 4, 2008

Squash Punting

The Ancient Sport of long distance goal kicking. This sport is played with 1 or more players. Players draw a line in the dirt and form equal teams, depending on the number of player, behind the line. Distances from the starting line are measured and marked, usually done by ft. using 5,10,15 & 20 as markers. The players then take turns punting an organically grown and uncooked Squash. Points are earned based on the distance at which the squash impact the ground, rolling is not calculated into the score. The games ends when the squash is damaged beyond further use. At this point scores are added up and the team with the highest average wins.

"I'm bored, let's go squash punting."

by Graffen November 9, 2011

dirty squash

A lap-dance from an overweight, usually hairy, and rather scantily clad, man. Usually purchased as a joke at Bachelorette parties for the future bride-to-be.

We bought Trish a dirty squash for her party. She was soooo grossed out when he came out in a g-string!

by Sam Ardin September 10, 2010