slits

Sluts; a group of permiscuous females

by Beerswizle October 16, 2003

squitsy

A cigarette: rollie or strate

I need a Squitsy.
Would you like a quick Squitsy

by Squitsy Monster July 12, 2009

The Splits

When one's urine stream is divided/diverted in > 1 direction.
The challenge is to recognize it quickly & get the majority if not all of the urine in the toilet bowl. Piss shivers have the same effect.

Whoa, in the middle of the night I had a wicked case of the splits & peed all over the floor, wall & toilet.

by TMoneyID April 5, 2010

splitspleet

A nerd that ended up showing me this holy sight that's also a website so I'm typing this, he has now failed at life

Splitspleet, splitspleet is a nerd

by Knin July 9, 2019

urinal-splits

The wide-based stance men must take at a urinal to avoid splashback, sprinkle-toes, or a pool of urine on the floor.

In an effort to stay dry, I did urinal-splits and pulled my groin.

by VictorDSpoils October 11, 2009

halfsie-splitsies

Sharing something, typically the cost of some purchase, equally between two people.

"Do you wanna go halfsie-splitsies with me on these adult diapers bro?"

"Bro sure I'll go halfsie-splitsies with you, we both use them every day."

"I love you bro."

by kmk2124 October 30, 2021

Crushing Splits

Slang term for sexual intercourse; specifically referencing vaginal intercourse.

Origin: From the barage of interoffice spam came forth the term.

Shelia said: "I'd rather be crushing splits instead of getting all these luxury watch spam while eating acai berries!"

by Drevin August 5, 2009