spritzer

n. A bottle that squirt, sprays, mists or "spritzes" liquids. It is often used as for cleaning purposes, and is the cooler cousin of spray bottles.
v. to spritze, or spray, a fluid

-"Honey, have you seen the spritzer? I "want" to clean the windows."

-"My cat kept climbing on my desk, so I've started spritzing him when he does."

by frenchiekaia January 18, 2008

Spritzer Monkey

A monkey that is employed to spritz its employer with water on hot days.

"My Spritzer Monkey really comes in handy on these hot, summer nights!"

by crazy monkey lady June 23, 2007

Spitzed

to be shit on and or denied after trying to ask out a girl over a text

James just got spitzed when Mia completely shut him down after he asked her out over a text (fag)

by Mia Spitz December 24, 2009

brownie spritzer

A disgusting revenge tactic applied only by the most decrepid of beast.
Taking a pair of skidmarked drawers and smearing the contents into a cup then pouring alchol into it.the taste makes the person spray the drink all over the place.
Also known as a dirty rum ball.

Rick found out that his boy was boneing his girl so he gave him a brownie spritzer to celebrate.

by Klackka Klow March 5, 2007

suppository spritzer

n/v.
A sexual act involving a funnel inserted into the anus of another being, followed by the vigorous shaking and expulsion of cola into the funnel, leading to the inner rectum.

Dude I found some hippos, wanna suppository spritzer these fags?

So I was raping my teacher the other day, and all I can say is she took the suppository spritzer very well.

by Itchy Lips February 20, 2009

Seagull Spritzer

When a bird shits on your head from a great height, usually rendering you blind. Can be cured with Ostrich Oil

'Oh God, not another Seagull Spritzer'

by seagullsperm October 28, 2011

spritzeer

A spritzeer is a spritzer, consumed primarily by queers. Generally, said drink consists of a liquor, mixed with half club soda (for the weight conscious) and tonic (for a little bit of sweet). Straight people would never dare order such a drink.

"I'll have a Gin Spritzeer, please" - Expect to be served half tonic, half club, gin, a lime and a terrible scowl.

by sillygoat2 April 14, 2009