Skratzi

the italian word for grimy

a is like the sound you make when you say ah or wash, not like the a in rat or bat

Isabella: i just fucked five guys at the same time

Alessandro: that is so Skratzi

by Juan diego salazar May 13, 2008

Milwaukee Spritzer

Same as Can Royale, but served by the bottle or pitcher.

"I'm gonna take this pitcher of High Life to the bar and have them mix up some Milwaukee Spritzers."

"Don't worry, man. The wine is already in there."

by BrianMangos March 9, 2010

Sperm Spritzer

The act of a male capping his peehole when he is about to ejaculate therefore building up pressure. When he cant hold it in anymore it is sprayed on the females face. Can also be done to a males face for homosexuals, which is dubbed the New York Sperm Spritzer.

Larry was feeling frisky so he capped his cock when he came and sprayed it on Amanda's face giving her the SPERM SPRITZER

by bunghole bandit April 9, 2010

Green Apple Splatz

Or: Green Apple Splats

Slang for diarrhea made up on the TV show South Park.

"I got the green apple splatz from that little bastard Kenny." -Mr. Garrison

by Sly Magoo June 11, 2006

Allgyer Spritz

This is when you stick your dick in a turkey gizzard.

Boy 1: Hey dude there's a turkey, lets kill him.
Boy 2: Nah first lets Allgyer Spritz that bitch.

by pseudonymsuprise February 11, 2010

Scratz

A nickname ideally given to your tall, skinny, awkward friend. Starts with a vaguely insulting connotation, but soon becomes a term of endearment.

Hey, wanna go get Scratz and play some Mafia?

by Patattack May 17, 2007

sprattle

Ass hairs left on the public toilet bowl seat by the previous person taking a shit.

There was no way I could take a dump in there after seeing all the sprattle.

by Herman Fowler November 20, 2002