Meet The Spartans

One of the most ridiculous movies ever made.

Brandon: Did you see Meet The Spartans yet?
Jessica: Yeah, it was 98 minutes of pure torture.

by I'mAnonymous February 2, 2008

SPARTA!!

A highly explosive grade of whoopass. Known to take foes utterly by surprise. So overpowering in its pwnage that it must be screamed every time it is said, preferably while kicking someone into a well, over a cliff or over any kind of precipice.

"Madness? This...IS SPARTA!!"

"Fool, I have come here to bring the SPARTA!! You don't want none of this!"

"SPARTA!!" *any words said after this point are drowned out by the mighty din of an ownage of epic proportions*

by the birds and trees March 1, 2008

Sparta

Noun
1. MADNESS!!!
2. the state of being insane; insanity.
3. senseless folly: It is sheer madness to speak as you do.
4. frenzy; rage.
5. intense excitement or enthusiasm.

"Man, did you see that guy stab that opossum? That was sheer Sparta..."
"He should seek help..."

Douchebag "This is madness!"
Badass "Madness? THIS! IS! SPARTAAAA!"

by King Leo' February 2, 2008

spartist

Noun. Humourless left-winger whose vocabulary is punctuated with Marxist dialectical jargon. From the fictitious character Dave Spart in Private Eye, a British satirical fortnightly.

He came out with some Spartist claptrap about a hegemonical bourgeoisie.

by Battered Osidge February 25, 2006

Spartan 117

Tha Master Chief, you idiots!

"Master Chief SPARTAN 117 reporting, sir"

by Cpt_Bob October 8, 2003

Spartacular

A mixture of Sparta (Reference from 300) and Spectacular. Epic, excellent, marvelous.

"His performance was truly spartacular."
"How did your date go?" "Oh, it was spartacular."

by Jessica Mejias December 26, 2008

Spartaning

When someone describes something as madness and you respond my shouting this is sparta and viciously kick them in the chest.

Last night we were waiting in the queue for Halo reach, my friend Jake got so anoyed that he shouted out " god this queue is madness" So I responded by shouting " this is sparta" and kicked him in the chest, he got up like what the fuck, and I told him, it's called spartaning, we've been doing it ever since.

by Fortehfuckin'lolz. October 1, 2010