Spooning

The art of strategically balancing one or more spoons on the tip of your nose or your face. Ultimately, it is a spoon balancing act.

"Lets do some spooning!"

"what!?!?"

*balances spoon on nose*

"OHHHHHH!"

by iknowweknowUNO October 31, 2011

Spooning

There are two definitions of spooning.
1. Basically when a guy and a girl cuddle and the guy leans up against the girl’s back like a spoon.
2. Another term for anal, which is a kind of sex that can only be described as a guy sticking his dick in a girl’s butt.

I think she’s my perfect spooning size.

by 1251strokes February 18, 2018

Spooning

A non-sexual embrace which provides the most intimate bonds between lovers and friends. This can be between same or different sex( but men are better at spooning).

Matt, Christian, and Gray all spooned in the same bed at Winter Weekend, but they're not gay...there was no "man sex' involved...no penetration.

by "The Yellow Dart" & "Sir Spoon-A-Lot" May 24, 2003

spooning

the most intense ninja fight you can have with a spoon.

Cam and Sam and an intense spooning session .... Cam had bruises

by !@#%$@%$@# January 29, 2009

spooning

the sexual way of cuddling.

tom:yo steve me and my girl were spooning
last night

steve: aye dawg go for it

by gayassshit September 9, 2018

spooning

where a man (usually a very tall man) with the use of a verybig spoon churns milk to make cheese.

francise was spooning cheese last summer

by Brof Brofferson March 3, 2009

Spooning

When you have a spoon to pleasure someone by inserting it in to their anal cavity and removing any substances within, then proceeding to feed it to them (sometimes with force). This can also be used to clean out any rectal clots or clumps, before anal sex (though the feeding still takes place).

Dude! i got caught spooning that girl right after i forked her!
Whats forking?
you do NOT wanna know...

Hey wanna have anal sex?
Sure let me get my spoon.

by Ryedawg25@CelticS May 28, 2011