spooked 

Scared, Bewildered, Nervous

When the gang came into the mall, all of the people were "spooked" from the mean looks on all their faces.

spooked by blackmanofsteel40 April 27, 2006

spoonerism 

A humourous phrase where the first letters of 2 parts are reversed. Named after Rev. Spooner.

"This way Madam, and I'll sew you to your sheets" (= show you to your seats).

spoonerism by zimman August 28, 2005

spoonfed and bred 

someone who is in sales that couldn't make a sale on their own if they tried. They require the expertise of a sales professional.

Dude , you're so spoonfed and bred you couldn't sell that car if someone handed you the deal!

spoonfed and bred by the dutchman 3 February 17, 2010

Uncle Spooner 

When you spend the night at your cousin’s house and you wake up in the middle of the night being aggressively spooned by your uncle with a little something stiff knocking on your back door.

I thought I was dreaming till I realized I was awake and getting the old uncle spooner.

Uncle Spooner by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

spooled 

Hooking a fish that takes off, pulling all the line on your reel.

He was big 'un. So big that he spooled me, and broke the line.

spooled by Scrivener July 5, 2006

spoonerism 

Transposing inappropriate begginnings on two different words.

Jordan made the ultimate spoonerism today when he said, "They were ligging the erections."

spoonerism by Maria Klodowsky May 29, 2007

spooner 

one who "spoons" (lay very close together, the way spoons do in a drawer) another of the same sex

STOP SPOONING ME, YOU SPOONER!

spooner by ohlo August 24, 2005