shomit

A liquidy substance comprised of fecal matter(shit) and vomit. Generally this substance will be collected in a bucket, sealed, and allowed to ferment over a time of no less than 3 months.

One of these days that girl is going to piss me off so bad that I'm going to splatter a giant bucket of shomit all over her down comforter and the interior of her car.

by Anty Dizzle January 26, 2009

Shomit

To take a shit that smells like vomit.

"I don't know what Bill in accounting ate last night but the entire 3rd floor now smells like shomit!"

by Professor Heinstein April 13, 2009

shomit

How people who speak ebonics (negroes) say "Show me it"

What chu got therre? Shomit!

by mai June 10, 2004

shomit

The undetermined fluid that could be shit or vomit. A found puddle of human waste.

The janitor hated his job from day one. Mostly because it was his job to clean the shomit off the floor.

by cbergie November 17, 2009

sposit

An email address created and used solely for the purpose of receiving and/or filtering spam. From the combination of spam and deposit.

Sunday evenings, Harvey checked his sposit address, weeding through the dozens of ads for porn and viagra.

by tfm May 18, 2004

Shomit

Violent, nauseating bowel movements, often ending in dry heaves of the rectum, usually following a night of heavy drinking, and preceded by almost the exact same symptoms that occur before vomiting. (sweating, excessive salivating, dizziness, and the general feeling that you're going to die.)

Fred: Oh man, I feel like crap. I'm too old to be drinking like that.

Tracy: Yeah, man. You're looking a little green. You'll probably feel better if you puke.

Fred: I wish! Unfortunately I think I'm going to shomit. You got an extra roll of toilet paper and some preparation H?

by Choolie213 December 9, 2009

Summer Sposito

The most awesome person in history. She has a lot of secrets and likes to be mysterious. She can bring a guy to his knees without even trying. Can cut you down by a single look but can also make you feel very special. Is sneaky and never gets caught. She has the best sense of style and is very confident. Usually a brunette and pretty with a perfectly straight smile. Is the leader of her group of friends without saying she is. She likes to make people see things in a new and different way. Deserves respect and has the best qualities for a best friend. Also is athletic and popular

I wish I could have as much confidence as Summer Sposito

by Vivan Darkblum July 24, 2014