Sploingable

Sploingable is a term used by professional memers to describe their dankest friend's sister. Similar words include: Sploing, Sploinged and sploinging. To sploing someone is to cum or fuck really hard inside your dankest friend's sister.

It can also be used to describe your dankest friend's sister in a very erotic, sexual manor.

Oi wagwan, your sister is proper sploingable init fam.
Your sister is proper fit so I sploinged here last night.
Jake's sister makes me so horny, I wanna sploing her so hard
*knock knock* Don't come in, your sister is getting a sploinging.

by Ally Kappa June 18, 2017

shloshing

Cumming into girls mouth, then she spits into cup, and then she drinks from cup.

Guy 1: The girl I had sex with last night went shloshing.

Guy 2: Wow!!!

by Ray Manzerric July 17, 2009

splishing

is the specific action of trawling through different profiles on online dating/networking sites.

Girl: What have you been doing on the computer all day?

Guy: I've been splishing.

by missfine August 14, 2009

Sloshing

The act of having sex using, with and amidst several of your favorite food groups. Safely, you must put down a shower curtain or similiar human/carpet barrier, and then enjoy a variety of puddings, cakes and similiar delicious edibles with your chosen mate.

Dude, we definately got to sloshing last night and ruined the couch. The chocolate pudding will never come out.

by thejackalope September 27, 2009

smooshing

when your manhood doesnt work to full potential, usually from drinking or an unattractive lady, so you have a rubbery wang that you smoosh into her snatch

i was getting hot and heavy with that girl but when it came time to get to business my guy wasn't at full mast so i was just smooshing her for three hours, i had fun.

by smooshman February 23, 2009

Anal sloshing

Doing small sex when the other is shitting

the girl said she had to shut so the guy said hold on let me anal slosh your shit (anal sloshing)

by Dayton14 July 30, 2018

slothington

(Sloh-theeng-tuhn) A sloth that is very fancy.

Slothington eats crumpets and drinks tea with his (pinkie?) up.

-Alternative- Slothington will pop a cap in anyone's head that gets in the way of what he wants.

by Tooslohforu June 5, 2017