Sploofe

To jizzum so much that your walls turn a different color.

Mike sploofed everywhere and Beverly was not impressed.

by DrDreNWA December 24, 2006

Spoofer

A person addicted or uses Spoofee.com quite frequently.

All spoofer's are stingy

by Lemenog August 10, 2006

Splootered

Similar to splattered but with more gumption. It is a more explosive form of splattering.

The birthday girl was splootered with some brightly colored paint, which turned her plain white T-shirt into an epic rendition of the new trend of splootering art.

by The most awesome July 6, 2011

splooner

A person who plays the WiiU game Splatoon on a regular basis and definitely has an addiction to the game. Unlike normal players, splooners tend to yell angrily at the at the TV screen and Gamepad when loosing a battle, even when it is only turf wars. These people will not hesitate to blame a loss on the fact that there was a Japanese player on his/her team, and therefor they are considered racist. Splooners are highly disrespectful to low level and low rank players, and only care about themselves or their squad. Please aviod them whenever necessary, and please do not become one.

"It's bad enough that our team lost, but it's even worse that the splooner on the opposing team is rubbing it in."

by greensand777 September 27, 2015

Sploofed

When ones hair becomes messy either deliberately or accidentally from someone else's actions. It can also be described as a state of messy hair in general.

"Stop sploofing my hair!"
"My hair looks so sploofed right now."

by TheRedBanana October 10, 2012

sploffer

That combination between a snort and chortle. When air comes our of your nostrils slightly faster, indicating a humorous situation.

A: "Hey, have you seen that new sitcom?"

B: "Oh yeah. So many of the jokes make me sploffer..."

by tingra March 5, 2014

Sploffer

Sploffer is the word for a slight increase of air leaving the nostrils after witnessing something mildly to semi mildly funny.

Dude, I gotta show you this hilarious picture on reddit, it's definitely at least sploffer worthy.
I was watching this video the other day, and I swear, I was sploffing for a solid 5 seconds it was so funny.
"Dude stop breathing into your mic" "Sorry, I'm just watching a video" "So?" "Sploffing" "Oh, ok. You should link me it then."

by Deafharp March 5, 2014