splice the main brace

In the English Navy grog was 1/4 rum and 3/4 water. When the sailors would bring in the main sails, it was such a tough job that they would be rewarded with a 'double' which was 1/2 rum and 1/2 water. This is now a way to say 'have a double.'

You did a great job, splice the main brace.

by John Vino December 23, 2011

PP-SPLICE

When you take a knife in a fit of rage and slice directly down the middle shaft of your penis like chopping a tree vertically. Horny sap and blood drips out all over as you regret your mistake!

Can also refer to having a dream of having your tummy/dick be level with a road and a massive obese basement dwelling coomer with f169 truck coming and running over your dick with his over-sized wheels. Your dick flattens into the road and becomes part of the pavement like a dead toad dried out like a leaf

John: Oh fuck I just did the PP-SPLICE!

Thomas: can I have the left side of it
John: yeah sure
Thomas: *eating the left side of his dick which chopped off*
John: WHAT THE FUCK
THOMAS: I LOVE THE TASTE OF YOUR LEFTERN COCK MUAHHAHAA CUMMY BLOODY FUCKJG SOUPYSOUPERSSSS….

by Laglog December 1, 2024

Splicing

When you swab someone’s DNA, clone them, raise the clone, than have the clone commit a crime that you record. You than incriminate the original person with the evidence and send them to prison for life.

Mary-Ann is so mean, we should send her to prison for life by splicing her.

by Newd Dewd April 26, 2024

You Know That I Genetically Splice Children Into Punishiment

You Know That I Genetically Splice Children Into Punishiment

You Know That I Genetically Splice Children Into Punishiment

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

I Splice No Backs I

I Splice No Backs I

I Splice No Backs I

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

Spliced

An Obscure, Hilarious, Creative Teletoon cartoon about A Doctor creating mutants in an Island, then got arrested for doing so, and now all of the Mutants make their own society, Followed up by creative and crazy Episodes.

Person 1: I wonder if anyone has heard of The Show, Spliced.
Person 2: I think I used to watch that show as a kid. It was Pretty good!
Person 3: I've never heard of it before.

by Sh_im_anon April 16, 2022

Gorn splicing

Where you/a group of friends jerk off to gore. Whoever nuts to the gore first, has to recreate the video. Ex-nutting to execution videos=getting executed

Do you want to go gorn splicing with friends?

by Jamalquantavius April 23, 2024