Splached

To regally expel.

I got splached by two turkeys in a fruit pie. NO two puppies and a fruit fly.

Keep yourself covered in high risk splach environments.

by Ovulatron January 11, 2009

Spratchet

(n.) The plastic piece that separates one person's groceries on the conveyor belt from the person in front of them.

Excuse me Ma'am, I don't want to get our groceries mixed up. Would you kindly pass me the spratchet?

by Island_Spud January 14, 2016

spatch

the piece of skin between the asshole and pussy

i nutted on her spatch

by nutstain40 June 3, 2003

spatch

the area between the testicles and anus

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

Spatchin

Used when someone is on the telephone or texting someone while using a spatula flipping their eggs. Commonly used by bachelors or those who only know how to cook eggs.

"Hey whats up?"
"Just spatchin some eggs for supper, you?"

by Shmorgasborg April 14, 2010

Splitch

Spoiled little bitch

Jayla is such a Splitch.

by Trip crow February 14, 2019

splached

splached: drug out into the street and shot.

If you cheat on someone you deserve to be splached.

hey kevin did you hear about that girl that got splached last week?

yo you took my armadillo you deserve to be splached.

by goretastic March 24, 2009