slerting

Slerting is when you are sleeping and start jerking off in your sleep without knowing.

You dude I woke up this morning and realized I was slerting last night.

by Vl028 February 28, 2017

Chef-splaining

when a person who watches too many Tasty videos tries to explain cooking to a chef

While watching a Tasty video on how to make a jiggly fluffy cheesecake, Isay was chef-splaining to her friend Ken the Chef what folding in beaten egg whites into batter means.

by crustaceanlover December 6, 2017

Trans'splaining

When a tranny is explaining how they someone should be based upon their feeling of a gender that they were not born as.

Did you see the guy trans'splaining how to use a tampon during his menstrual cycle?

by ItiswhatIwantittobe April 5, 2023

Crystal whale spearing

A slang term originating from Huntsville, AL, to crystal whale spear is when you fuck a fat bitch off of the drug crystal meth.

Me and the boys went crystal whale spearing last night! It was awesome!

by Lorangecreampopsicle February 10, 2023

smarting

Synonymous with hurting.

Are you still smarting from paying for that dinner?

by Cortland Klein July 26, 2005

sparking spot

any place chosen to park a vehicle briefly in order to spark up an illicit drug.

we cant park in back because thats where the kids hang. the father parks next to the statue so thats out. so getting a sparking spot behind the bus is critical because if not we have to burn down before we go. that adds drive time and i can barely stretch my buzz to make it through the sermon as it is man! not to mention sunday school!

by BILLicitlY ilLEgAL February 11, 2009

[splacking]

verb getting "some" (some meaning sex)

Yo did you hear?
hear wat?
That i was splacking the buns!

by jazzyyefffbaybehh July 7, 2008