Shart Splart

When you're wearing jockey briefs and you shart down each leg

I accidenatly did a shart splart while at the pub

by Fritzjim April 16, 2017

Kill the spare

A phrase uttered by Lord Voldemort as an instruction for wormtail to kill Cedric Diggory

A phrase now used to advocate the removal of a fat, unatractive or generally undesireable girl from a group of otherwise good talent

Black Dog: Hey man these chicks we hooked up with are smoking, except that fuggers bitch
Titan: Yeah man, Kill the Spare!

by The Fresh January 12, 2008

spare tyre friend

A friend who is primarily used as a backup wen other, more entertaining options go awry or are simply unavailable. The "side dip" of the friendship list. The "Wii" when the other more entertaining friends Xbox and PS3 have been broken through excessive use. The "spare tyre", the one you were hoping not to use.

1. When a friend,lets call him Jack, only starts talking to you at a late hour, lets say 01:25. But at no other time...YOU are the spare tyre friend

by sparetyrefriend January 18, 2011

Spare time

The time i used to write this.

You can eat, drink, play, fart, or whatever you want to do when you have spare time.

by kris777b December 28, 2013

Britney Speared

Whilst having sex doggy-style, pulling out a set of hair clippers and shaving your partners head.

After she cheated on me, My ex called for some ex-sex. I britney speared her and sent her packing to her new boy-toy

by Mykie G April 9, 2010

splayed

to open a pussy for sex

she splayed her pussy with her fingers

by Penguin9 August 11, 2006

spare prick at a wedding

used when u feel lonely or in times u feel out of place.

friend: do u want to come out with me and my girlfriend?

you: jesus no! ill be a spare prick at a wedding!

by scottmeister October 24, 2007