spunk gun

A hypothetical gun shaped spunk container with the ability to fir jets of cum (spunk) over whoever the assailant wishes. Can cause massive facial action

you want me to shoot you in the face with my spunk gun bitch?

by TCgossip August 4, 2007

Chav Skunk

Sub Standard skunk that is seen all to frequently. Its not nice skunk but it aint oldskool weed. Buds are normally small and THC is at a minimum. Still if theres nothing else about its better then nothing!

Dave: Hey Greensmoker you still smoking that blueberry?

Greensmoker: Nah man ive run out and all thats going around is chav skunk!

Dave: Bad luck dude!

by LondonDave February 2, 2010

Spunk Barge

A woman who enjoys moisturizing her body with the ejaculate of numerous men.

Gabriella was in the bath soaking in the ejaculate of 20 homeless gentlemen. She testifies it makes her skin silky soft. Fuck that bitch is one hell of a spunk barge!

by JGCL September 13, 2011

sprunked

Verb: the complete and utter obliteration of someone in a GTA V race. Usually to a point where they have to restart.

He sprunked me off of the track and into the river! I just sprunked myself!

by TheDimensionist February 13, 2017

Spunkachino

When you bust during intercourse and keep thrusting making your spunk frothy like a cappuccino. Sometimes resulting in a goppy mess on your thigh or forearm

This Bitch left my spunkachino all over my junk like it was the thing to do.

by DumpstaRida September 25, 2009

spunk bunker

A private setting with the specific purpose of discreet masturbation. Often, well stocked with lotion, tissues, and high speed internet.

man 1: Where is Jeremy?
man 2: I haven't seen him all day but his car is still here. He's probably holed up in his spunk bunker.
man 1: ew

by Slavasonic June 22, 2011

Skunk Puss

A phrase used to describe female with a toxic, foul smelling vagina that rivals the Chernobyl accident. Don't be fooled by the cover of the book here, bros. Typically Skunk Puss is experienced in women you bring home from the bars or clubs so proceed with caution.

Guy 1: Hey Derp, look at that those two chicks sitting by themselves. We should go talk to them and see if we can pull some random strange tonight.

Guy 2: Thats not random strange bro. I know one of those chicks. The one on the left is herpette, Derp herpsons Ex GF. She's got mad skunk puss dude. And if she's got it I dont trust any Scally wags she hangs out with either.

Guy 1: Ah shit, good call Derp. We better Evac this Haz waste containment.

by Sir Derp of herppington October 15, 2011