Spouse

That person, friend and companion who is always there to help you with the problems you would never have had if you were single.

Spouse in Spanish means handcuffs. Enough said!

by Professor grandmaster G June 3, 2018

Law School Spouse

Similar to a "work spouse." Someone (generally of the opposite sex) from your law school whom you spend extended amounts of time with, have a beyond simple friendship special bond, and rely on for support. This person often knows more about you than other people and you commonly share inside secrets or jokes. Generally the relationship is flirty and may include sexual tension, but rarely crosses the line to include actual sexual acts.

*Warning* May lead to jealousy from your actual real-life partner who doesn't understand the depth of bonding law school leads to.

"Are you two dating?"
"No, that's just my law school spouse."

by ActusReas May 22, 2009

Shouse

A portmanteau of "shed" and "house"; A structure that outwardly resembles a shed (typically having a roll-formed steel-sheet exterior) that is primarily used as a dwelling / house. Though not required to fulfill the definition, a shouse generally has a garage(s) incorporated into the structure.

Bob wanted his house to look like a barn, so he built a shouse.

by Rennie24 October 31, 2017

Work Spouse

A person at work you go to as your favorite person to talk to, eat with, perhaps exercise with, hang out, or even talk dirty through texts or IM's

Friend: Dude is that chick your girlfriend?
Me: Na, it's just my work spouse.

by humphreywhale327 May 12, 2009

Cole Sprouse

Child actor from Disney Channel. Now a peasant and hated by all of tumblr.

Person 1: Hey, did you see? Cole Sprouse deleted his tumblr. It was all a sociology experiment.
Person 2: I trusted him! That peasant!

by lolgoaway November 19, 2012

spouse aggro

The hassle you get from your significant other while trying to play a MMORPG.

While playing WoW, you say to your guildies, "I'd love to go on this raid with you but I've got spouse aggro."

by Lunalta May 26, 2006

Fair-weather spouse

when a spouse, girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife is the greatest partener around when the relationship is fun and easy going. When things turn for the worst or become difficult, as relationships eventually do, they jump ship like their pants are on fire.

P1: Why did Melissa want that divorce after being married for so long? They seemed to be happy...

P2: She is a Fair-weather Spouse...

P1: Oh, makes sense, Bitch.

by jaydizzle21 August 23, 2012