Spoffer

A person so obsessed with special offers that it becomes a mental illness causing them buy things they don't want just because they're on special offer.

Often they buy so many things on offer that they have to give much of it away to friends and family.

"My dad is the world's biggest spoffer! Once in a shop he tried on this jacket and knew it was too small for him but bought it anyway simply because it was less than half price."

by enigmacrypt April 15, 2009

Shoffee

The making of and/or drinking of coffee that is by all intents and purposes, shitty.

Shitty Coffee

"Hey Mark, you forgot your shoffee on the counter"
"What?"
"Your shitty coffee, its there on the countertop"

by Mike747 October 13, 2009

spoff

1.someone who studies really hard and is a nerd/geek.
2.when you pull on someones tie so it goes into a knot whitch is hard to unloosen

jim: I got 1/10 , hbu?

judy: i got 10/10 , its because I practiced all night.

jim:YOU SPOFF!

by octaviaM : MSP uk server May 15, 2019

sploffage

1) Unwanted cuttings of paper.
2) Excess pieces of paper.

I was cutting a piece of paper one day, and sploffage was all over the floor.

by Charles Donaldson December 20, 2005

sploff

something you say when you are in a state of stoned ness and cant say 'spliff'

or a spliff that has been rolled rong and falls apart

yu muffhed yu just made a sploff!!

by anony mouse July 10, 2004

Spoff

To literally enlarge something with your mind.

Spoff! (Enlarges grape)

by Koppyklone September 28, 2017

Spoff

West of Scotland term for a joke or a prank. Often as a retort to suggest that someone else is joking or telling lies.

Q.
Did you hear her daughter is pregnant?

A. Spoff!

by Keith the Incredible Sockpuppet November 18, 2004