Spasticunt

A deeply unpleasant and completely useless excuse for a human being.

'Dave broke his arm whilst trying to steal an old ladies hand bag, he's a proper spasticunt. '

by Lazerbrain August 15, 2017

speating

The combination of the words 'speed' and 'eating'.

To speed eat.

Created by Tubbo in his Valentine's Day 2021 stream after he speed ate.

He is so good at speating. I heard he can eat 3 hotdogs a minute.

by Mady0 February 14, 2021

Siesta Key

The most amazingly beautiful beach in the world. Long pure white sand beaches sun and surf and the finest chicks on the planet. It's the closest to Heaven you will find without the downside of dying.

Johnny Dumass - Yo Miami Beaches are the best in the world.
Judge - FUCK MIAMI! Siesta Key is the shit. Fuck Miami's shitty brown/black sand. Come to Sarasota and bask in the glory of Siesta's white sandy beaches. Plus there are hot chicks.

by Judhe941 January 26, 2009

fucking spectacular

It's better than owning a baby panda.
It's better than meeting Big Bird.

Things that are fucking spectacular aren't things that make days.
They're things that make lives.
Like Old Spice commercials.
That shit's fucking spectacular.

Haley is fucking spectacular, because she takes photos of koalas and once beat a honey badger in a game of Monopoly.

by Stewart I am. September 12, 2013

siesta

A small sleep, a nap

I think its time for my siesta

by Lunatic July 17, 2004

Spectacular Buff Ting

The term originates from blogger 'Lalalaletmeexplain' - A Spectacular Buff Ting is a person who is buff to their core. It doesn't matter what they look like on the outside. A spectacular buff ting doesn't judge other's because they have probably 'sinned' before and are pretty likely to 'sin' again. A spectacular buff ting is someone who can acknowledge that they have behaved like a dick in the past and who does their best to not carry that behaviour into the future. It is someone who recognises their flaws but celebrates their strengths. A spectacular buff ting knows that they are not defined by their past. They do not feel the need to apologise or take the blame for past toxic relationships. A spectacular buff ting lifts other people up and helps others to learn from their own mistakes. They try to take a balanced approach to dealing with cuntish or annoying people and they never resort to revenge, violence, or spite. A spectacular buff ting knows themselves and what they deserve, they have high standards and they expect respect. They recognize red flags and they heed them. They treat other humans, and animals, with love and compassion. And on the days when they fuck up they take ownership and they repair it. A spectacular buff ting let's go of society's expectations about how we should look and tries their best to show themselves unconditional love. A spectacular buff ting does not always feel like a spectacular buff ting, and that's OK.

"I feel really lost since the break up"

"Babe, you are a spectacular buff ting - don't ever forget that"

by Cchhaarrlliiee September 4, 2019

Spasticated

Drunk beyond belief, so much so that you resemble a 'spastic'

I was spasticated on Friday after a cheeky Nandos and 12 shots of booka

by London-ledge March 25, 2016