sperm-jack

The process of taking someone's sperm and using without their permission

Kathy is trying to sperm-jack Paul so she can have a baby on her own.

by Lorcán000 January 14, 2009

spermmistake

A child that you (your wife or girlfriend actually!) didn't really want to have.

I personally download Ipad game apps every time one's offered as the "Free App of the Day", because they are very good learning tools for young kids. Whether I'm watching over a relative, or taking care of my own spermmistakes, I'll at least have something better than flash cards and repeating "Ball" 500 times while the child would rather make spider webs with his own slobber.

by Telephony September 9, 2013

Sperm Derm

A skin-like film which forms on the penis after ejaculation, when the semen dries.

John: Dude! Your dick skin is peeling!

Joe: Oh that?!? No that is my sperm derm. I was masturbating in the kitchen an hour ago.

John: Oh. Okay.... Hey this egg flour soup tastes kinda funny.

by rogerthewhale August 18, 2010

super sperm

Sperm that is really powerful and likely to get a woman pregnant

Bob must have super sperm...he's only 25 and he already has 5 kids by 5 different women!

by Jessica201978 December 21, 2005

Sperm drain

A female who is on this planet to only receive the cock. She takes so much cock that her holes are just drains for sperm.

"Mary has fucked the whole team in the office"
"Really, that whore is a complete fucking sperm drain"

by MickyHow August 30, 2013

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by OWO UWU OWU WINKA WINK November 21, 2019

Sperm

The little white substance that puts you into 18 years of child support. SERIOUSLY people wear a FUCKING condom.

His sperm was in her vagina

by Dildo destroyer April 21, 2018