Speedo Torpedo

A bulge in a person's swimwear caused by either an erection or extreme tightness.

"That dude has a Speedo Torpedo so big it could sink a battleship."

by ErnieTheGreatest November 8, 2014

spectorious

the ultimate in everything;

to go ghost-like or ivisiable

In halo2 i picked up active camoflage,i'm becoming spectorious.

by H@rtm@n December 27, 2005

speeter

the spattering of pee, esp. off a solid surface such as the back of a porcelain urinal

He sauntered nonchalantly from the mens room, casually holding a glass of beer in front of his crotch to conceal the fact that he had speetered all over his khakis.

by Mars Redwyne April 12, 2007

speedo man

The most totally awesome nick name ever given to a totally awesome guy.

Speedo man is the most awesomest guy ever.

by Hanna Batiz December 25, 2007

speeth

The act of placing two fingers if not three in the anus, and rapidly moving them in a thrusting motion towards the prostate. Also during this action, the person says these words: "Oh,, I can't hide these feelings anymore!"

Dude, were you just speething yourself!?

by Dave Knapp January 24, 2003

sweeto

a combination of neato and sweet that only a parent could use to try to fit in with their kid's friends

dad: Hey gang, whacthya up to?

kid: Uh not much, dad. Just watching MTV.

dad: SWEETO! can I sit in on this with you homies?

kid's friend: Uhm I'm gonna go, man. See you later

by godforsakenpantiehose February 11, 2007

Spektography

the intense study and passionate appreciation for Regina Spektor's lyrical genius and stunning vocal talent

Sarah: "So, I've declared my major in spektography."
Emily: "Spekt--what?"
Sarah: "Spektography, I'm just going to sit around listening to Regina Spektor for the rest of my life because I envy her beautiful voice and wish I was her."
Emily: "Oh, well in that case can I study Stefaniography?"
Sarah: "Absolutely!"
*They skip off into the distance merrily.

by indielectual November 30, 2010