Speeder

a fast spider.

Guy1:look a speeder
Guy2 let's get away while we still can

by This is how my shit is April 28, 2020

Harvey Spectered My Ass

Getting your ass kicked by a major Harvard badass - in anything and everything you do. You quickly learn the only place success comes before work is in the dictionary"

I was in line for a partnership before Blackmon Harvey Spectered my ass.

by KImCobain June 17, 2018

Cheatin' Skeeter

Someone, usually a person who no one likes in the least and most often a menace to existence, who gets sexual stimulation and/or jizzes their britches whenever they cheat or defraud others. The volume of ejaculate is directly proportionate to the degree of suffering of the intended victim.

Chuckford: "That phone scammer sure did groan and grunt alot when he thought I was going to give him my bank info."

Rastafarian Billy: "OH! He must be a cheatin' skeeter! Probably cheat-skeetin' out a load of jizz thinking about the heartache and suffering that he would cause."

Chuckford: "Yeah, sounds about right. What a piece of unfiltered shit that man must be..."

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

The fresher the fruit, the sweeter the juice

It is an accurate correlation of female youth and attraction. This is counter to the erroneous conception of women aging like a fine wine.

Guy one: She's smoking but how old is she?

Guy two : who cares, The fresher the fruit, the sweeter the juice, you know she's old enough with that body.

Guy one: I'm going for it, I hope she's 18 ;)

by Factzteller March 23, 2020

Speters

someone so don, his only enemy is chuck norris

girl 1: ive had the best orgasm ever!!
girl 2: was it over speters?
girl 1: actually no, it was over NEW7ON, but speters is still don

by kanye-west's-inspiration June 13, 2009

skeetered

To be so intoxicated that one's blood alcohol level is sufficient to cause the death of blood sucking insects (e.g., mosquitoes).

Upon awakening and, with one good eye, noting the large collection of deceased mosquitoes surrounding his pounding head, Sam concluded that he'd leveled from shitfaced to skeetered.

by deckhand February 23, 2010

Sweeter Mans

A group of males aged 17-19 that specialize in dropping tracks, reaching jams, fucking bitches, getting money, unlocking achievements, and not flopping. This group originated in an urban school located in Toronto, Ontario. A typical weekend in the life of the sweeter mans is: reaching a jam on friday, playing Halo Reach/Call Of Duty on Saturday while crashing at Lam's house, and sleeping at Shayan's house on Sunday.

"Yo, reach the jam this friday at york" - Nitin

"I can't, I need to do laundry" - Munaf

"You can't flop, that's not what the sweeter mans do." - Nitin

by 44 Magz November 7, 2010