Sperm Sharking

When a person masturbates in a concealed area like an alley, then rushes out to ejaculate on an unsuspecting passerby.

It can be done from a ceiling, a window, or the street. So long as it involves someone unexpectedly getting spermed on, it's sperm sharking.

Guy 1: Melody told me she was sitting in the park the other day, when this homeless guy came out of nowhere and jizzed on her clothes.
Guy 2: Jesus Christ!
Guy 1: Apparently it's called Sperm Sharking.
Guy 2: Why is that?
Guy 1: Cause of the whole unexpected Jaws thing. Du-dun du-dun...

by YouTubeWatcher March 25, 2009

Spaking

A greatly positive word that brings joy. when spoken.

Did you visit that spaking resort, it was great.

by Spaking January 27, 2022

hammerhead sharking

When a male closes his eyes while undressed and waves their member back and forth, like a hammerhead shark, in an attempt to locate their mate.

Freddy undressed, closed his eyes, and began hammerhead sharking to find Judy through electroreception.

by GZX959 December 29, 2015

sparknotes

mankind's greatest invention. summarizes boring books high school students have to read, in little paragrpahs for every chapter. you can still get the idea of what the book's about without spending countless hours reading the damn thing.
also avilable for subjects such as history, math, science, chemistry, government, etc.

Oh fuck. I have a test on Macbeth tomorrow. Sparknotes to the rescue!

by SexyLexie May 14, 2007

Sparkling Vanilla

After you have sex with an albino girl, she smiles and you wipe your cum on her teeth so they gleam in the sun light.

Someone please post a pic of an A&W cream soda can if you can't actually perform one. Albino girls are rare treasures. The porn for them is practically nonexistant. Even more so than midget.

by Karate Jesus December 7, 2004

Spankin the cheeks

Making love to a woman doggy style. Can be used to describe a weekend evening when you did nothing in particular.

Dude, I brought her home and was spankin the cheeks.

What did you end up doing this weekend, spanking the cheeks?

by quandomax November 2, 2009

spanking the monkey

waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.

"Oh dear jebus, jimmy is spanking the monkey in class!!!"

by bhrome April 6, 2004