Stæling

Stæling is a disease someone gets when they are fm(drunk) with the boys.

Hi, i’m Henke. I suffering from stæling.

by Hvorbordu June 28, 2021

Sparkling water

Literally tastes like tv static or when you stub your toe

Yo that sparkling water sucked

by Exineus April 11, 2022

shat spackling

The obtrusive act of spraying a restroom wall with shat, specifically in a public restroom, in the area where the piping of the toilet meets the tile wall. This performance, usually accidental, but usually intentional as well, is a result of having a heavy mixture of diarrhea and flatulence whilst standing up from the toilet under the false self-impression that the one spackling has completed their evacuation into the toilet. Out of embarrassment, the spackler usually leaves the scene of the crime as-is.

Oh god. Looks like someone was shat spackling this restroom stall . How are we to perform oral sex, Senator Craig?

by CarlDaBrownipino February 1, 2010

Sparkling Water

Electrified water. Often found when people dig where they shouldn't.

Well I sent three guys down there and they all passed out. Turns out it was Sparkling Water.

by Oogabooga64 January 26, 2022

Spackling the Tile

Masturbating and ejaculating in the shower

One dude to his roommate: Damn why do you always take the longest showers dude?

Roommate: Spackling the tile!

Dude: That is like jacking our electric bill for all the wasted hot water.

Roommate: The electric bill is jacked from watching porn too.

by sarasplayroom.com September 2, 2010

sparkling water

water that sparkles

sparkling water

by sparkling water November 2, 2013

Sparkling Water

Describes a person who looks confident and knowledgable about something but he/she is not actually that great. So we say they are sparkling, but they are weak as liquid (water).

Isaac: OMG, Kimmy looks like he is so good at data science.

Bob: He is sparkling water.

by Jacktor April 20, 2019