Soviet Milkshake

When a male ejaculates all over his sexual partners glasses.

"Bro I roped so hard on her glasses, she couldn't even see, it was a Soviet Milkshake"

by Bigbewwie69 December 28, 2020

union of soviet socialist republics

you would call this "Soviet Union" in the modern times

Me: Where were you born, Mom?
Mom: In the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, son.
Me: You mean the Soviet homeland, right?
Mom: Yeah.

by gabrielmeir1020 January 19, 2017

soviet

n. worker's council in socialist Russia; also second "S" of USSR

Let's go consult with the Soviet before proceeding.
Wish I spoke Russian so I could make some real fucking examples.

by Manuel_Labor July 6, 2004

Soviet Kitsch

The third album made by Soviet born singer Regina Spektor, now living and performing in the U.S.

- Have you listened to the new Regina's Album - Soviet Kitsch?
- New? It was released in 2004, dude!

by ilya-42 October 18, 2008

Soviet Turkey Gobbler

the act of watching hockey with a russian girl or any girl who is or who's family is from the former Soviet Union, pulling out a large turkey leg beating it with her until she is unconscious then proceeding to eat her out while yelling *gobble gobble gobble*

Guy #1: BRUH I just gave that fine russian piece of meat a mean Soviet Turkey Gobbler she never even knew what hit her!!

Guy#2: Niiiiiiiice job bruh!!

by jim567483 December 26, 2011

Soviet Isistan

Unrecognized state created by radical chechen jihadists which decided how nice it would be if it would be legal to keep slaves, commit rape on a daily basis, chop people you disagree heads off and toss homosexuals from rooftops. Rest of the world, including Chechnya itself didn't understood this idea and began bombing the hell outta them for some reason.

Again mass media channels showing this Soviet Isistan propaganda, ffs i took enormous effort to lift my hand a press button on my remote control to watch Game of Thrones porn and assasinations, not some caucasian weirdos porn and assasinations.

by 32121 July 23, 2016

Soviet Bus Stop

A sexual act where you bring a man close to climax and then press an ice-cube tray to his penis and it becomes frozen like Ralphie's tongue in A Christmas Story.

Janine surprised Tom with a Soviet Bus Stop and it was incredibly painful, but he still managed to finish.

by Empty21 January 1, 2021