One of the main characters in the anime/manga series "Naruto". When he was younger, he witnessed the murder of his entire clan at the hand of his sexy older brother, Itachi Uchiha. As a result he is very angsty and emotionally unstable, and desires revenge on his older brother at all costs. His teammates are Naruto Uzumaki (his best friend/rival/gay lover), Sakura Haruno (his good friend, who has a crush on him, unaware of his gayness), and Kakashi Hatake (his sensei/teacher/father figure).
Just as Naruto starts to work his way into Sasuke's heart, Orochimaru (the son of Lord Voldemort and Michael Jackson), who desires the bloodline limit of the Uchiha clan (the Sharingan), approaches Sasuke during the Chuunin exams and gives him a hickey--er, Cursed Seal to give him a taste of power and put him back on the path of revenge. As a result, later in the series Sasuke joins Orochimaru, who begins to train/molest him, so he can become strong enough to kill Itachi.
Despite what rabid fangirls wish to believe, there is no evidence that Sasuke is heterosexual. Quite the opposite, actually. Sasuke shows no interest in females, despite having legions of fangirls within the series who he could easily get into bed if he desired. Fangirls like to use the "I want to restore my clan" line as proof that Sasuke is straight, despite the fact that "restore my clan" is a very vague phrase and Sasuke has done nothing to back up his words (IF restore clan = make babies).
Nearly everyone in the Naruto fandom hates Sasuke for being "an emo fag" and betraying his friends, and apparently they don't care that Sasuke went through overwhelming trauma as a child and is probably borderline insane. This just shows that the majority of the Naruto fandom are heartless bastards who hate what they don't understand. There are other reasons people hate Sasuke, but they're all stupid so it's pointless to state them here.
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Just as Naruto starts to work his way into Sasuke's heart, Orochimaru (the son of Lord Voldemort and Michael Jackson), who desires the bloodline limit of the Uchiha clan (the Sharingan), approaches Sasuke during the Chuunin exams and gives him a hickey--er, Cursed Seal to give him a taste of power and put him back on the path of revenge. As a result, later in the series Sasuke joins Orochimaru, who begins to train/molest him, so he can become strong enough to kill Itachi.
Despite what rabid fangirls wish to believe, there is no evidence that Sasuke is heterosexual. Quite the opposite, actually. Sasuke shows no interest in females, despite having legions of fangirls within the series who he could easily get into bed if he desired. Fangirls like to use the "I want to restore my clan" line as proof that Sasuke is straight, despite the fact that "restore my clan" is a very vague phrase and Sasuke has done nothing to back up his words (IF restore clan = make babies).
Nearly everyone in the Naruto fandom hates Sasuke for being "an emo fag" and betraying his friends, and apparently they don't care that Sasuke went through overwhelming trauma as a child and is probably borderline insane. This just shows that the majority of the Naruto fandom are heartless bastards who hate what they don't understand. There are other reasons people hate Sasuke, but they're all stupid so it's pointless to state them here.
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Person 1: Sasuke Uchiha is such an emo fag!!1 If I were him I'd NEVER EVER EVER betray my friends!!1 And I wouldn't be so EMO if my bro killed my parents!!1 Blahblahblah sasuke sux blahblah emo crybaby blaahblahblah killed Deidei-kun-chan-sama blahblahblah fag blah blah *WHINE BITCH WHINE BITCH* *IS A HYPOCRITE*
Person 2: ...Wow. You're the most immature, whiny emo crybaby bitch I've ever met. You clearly don't understand Sasuke Uchiha. :|
Person 2: ...Wow. You're the most immature, whiny emo crybaby bitch I've ever met. You clearly don't understand Sasuke Uchiha. :|
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An emo punk who desires to kill his older brother for something he was ordered to do, then cries once he's done it.
A heretic retard.
An emo punk who desires to kill his older brother for something he was ordered to do, then cries once he's done it.
A heretic retard.
Joe: Hey, what's wrong with Phil? He's been in the corner for an hour.
Mark: His girlfriend dumped him, now he's going all Sasuke.
Mark: His girlfriend dumped him, now he's going all Sasuke.
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The world's only emo ninja.
If I was a ninja like Sasuke, I sure as hell wouldn't be emo. I'd be too busy kicking ass to be emo.
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Get the sasuke mug.A character in the ninja manga "Naruto". A completely anti-social, self-involved personality who cares only about gaining enough power to get revenge. The first target of his revenge was his brother Itachi, who died, so now Sasuke wants to kill everybody in his ninja village, because he found out that Itachi killed the Uchiha clan on the villager elders' orders. He used to regard Naruto as his best friend, but it seems that he only decided that because he needed to have a friend to be able to get the powerful Mangekyou Sharingan by killing him.
Sasuke has no liking or interest in other people aside from the desire to kill and/or make them experience grief and rage like his. He can't die soon enough for me, but he has a lot of fan girls (and boys) who admire I don't know what about him.
Sasuke has no liking or interest in other people aside from the desire to kill and/or make them experience grief and rage like his. He can't die soon enough for me, but he has a lot of fan girls (and boys) who admire I don't know what about him.
Sasuke fan girl: Sasuke will turn out to be the real hero of "Naruto" and save everybody, gotta be because he's so cool, and robotic, and mean, and useless, and whiny; somebody I can totally identify with.
by One more Gin and Tonic, please January 31, 2009
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I'll make this short and sweet.
I wish in both the manga and anime, Sasuke would come back to the village and become a good guy again because he was awesome as one.
I have nothing against Sai, he is one of my many favorite characters.
I'll make this short and sweet.
I wish in both the manga and anime, Sasuke would come back to the village and become a good guy again because he was awesome as one.
I have nothing against Sai, he is one of my many favorite characters.
by Naruto Fan Child June 17, 2010
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