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softball meeting

hey Kelly don't forget the lube, we are going to need it for our softball meeting
by dap00nslayer December 5, 2014
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Softball

A sport for extremely competitive girls. They would do anything to catch the ball. Softball is NOT a lesbian sport or a sport for the fat. So what the sport is slow at least it's not a repetitive sport like lacrosse or hockey. We don't just run up and down a field chasing each other. And our 'field' is different from any other sport. Softball is played on a diamond and an outfield. If you don't play softball you wouldn't know that when you get hit with one it feels like a rock. And even when we get hit with it during the game we still throw it to get somebody out.
Sliders, dirt stains and leather gloves are in style to softball players
by Softball lover January 2, 2014
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Softbatch

Jim is a softbatch
by Robb Ball December 20, 2003
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Softball Legs

A person who's legs look like they've been filled with softballs.
"Hey Nerdman, nice softball legs!"
by User 704 May 26, 2019
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softball pussey

When a girl is wearing tight pants and her pussey area looks like a softball is lodged in there, the girl has a softball pussey. Similar to a fupa.
that girls crotch had that softball pussey.
by samsnatchcatcher November 27, 2009
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softball thickie

n. A female who would not be considered "fat" but has a slight chunkyness to them around the mid-section and love handles. In a steriotypical situation, if they were to play a sport it would be softball. These girls are not typically unattractive and would be considered "hot" if they lost about 10 to 20 pounds.
In Clueless (1995) Brittany Murphy was a softball thickie, however after losing those few pounds she is now a complete and total hottie.
by Lomonte95 May 3, 2006
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softball dick

When a girl with stitches like a softball sits on your dick
William:Did you see Kayla's stitches?

Marco:Ya i saw then when she was bouncin on my dick last night.

William: Softball dick, niiice.
by Nikesonmyfeet May 30, 2014
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