Soft Apple

A bruised face or body from being slapped or beaten for pleasure, usually done by a sadist for their masochist partner in a BDSM scene.

Instead of a hickey, he gave me a soft apple, and now all my friends think I'm in an abusive relationship.

by Jacques0AY October 5, 2018

Soft as shit

A descriptive term used in response to someone's stupid behavior

Jenny: did you hear Peter blew his whole check on scratch tickets?
Roger: wow he's soft as shit!

by Brian duh bum February 5, 2022

soft as cheeks

N. A slang word used to ridicule someone who is acting weak, like a bitch, crybaby, pussy, scared, etc.

You bitch! That fine ass girl asked you to dance and u were to scared, your soft as cheeks u pussy.

by Chris Dietz 917 232 9501 August 2, 2006

Soft and Giggly

The way you feel after a few glasses of champagne and a smoke. Often prompts uncontrollable giggles and general sense of happiness. Beyond your standard "good mood".

I am feeling soft and giggly after that last glass of champagne.

by yummy_mummy March 31, 2010

fucking soft as balls

That feeling after you shave your testicles when your testicles are really soft.

Dude this cat is fucking soft as balls

by softballs69 December 23, 2013

soft animal

The name given to the purest of all the animals

All doggos are extremely soft animals

by Quigley_quigley April 1, 2019

soft anal

The act of giving or receiving anal penetration with a non-erect penis. This act is often done as a romantic act, which is often performed by many teenagers. Can be done straight or gay, as long as there is at least one male

Aaron: So mate, are you ready to receive some soft anal?
Jordy: Hellz to the yer!!

by Der HellRazor August 21, 2011