Solomon

To cut or slice something in half.

pizza "That slice was too large - I solomoned it."

"I went all solomon on that shit so I could share it with my friend."

by WiseOldKing October 23, 2009

sodomobile

The cure for right wing american christians.

I f'cked fred phelps on the sodomobile yesterday!

by george miller January 25, 2005

Solomon Religious

When a person or people pick and choose their personal belief in satirical humor
in everyday life.

Mrs T. -Its 25 minutes till Shabbas, how will you ever make it to short hills on time threw Friday afternoon traffic??..
Reb Yid -Don't worry were Solomon Religious! The Rebba gives us an extra 36 minutes to talk
on are blackberry and drive on the shoulder..

by Joshy Poo23 January 30, 2009

solomon schechter

Solomon Schechter is a K-8 private school in suburban Chicago for rich bratty Jewish kids, where the only thing worse than the girl drama is the school's administration. Many of the boys don't understand basic hygiene I don't know if they have even discovered deodorant. Some of the girls apply a whole bottle of perfume every. single. fucking. day. leaving the locker room smelling like body odor and gross perfume. Half of he guys dress like highlightrs. Some of the teachers are extreemly bipolar, to such an extent that eating one too many snacks can push some past their breaking point. If you want to torture your kids, send them here. Schechter makes even Edgewood Middle School seem like a nice place to send your kids.

Person 1: "Where do you go to school?"
Person 2: "I go to Solomon Schechter."
Person 1: " Ew!"

by LyfeIsABitch November 25, 2019

Softmore

A person who is a sophmore but is to retarded to know the spelling of it.

Person one: Yeah, I was looking on this guy's MySpace and he said he was a softmore in high school.
Person two: What a retard.

by aseaishout August 27, 2009

Solomon's finger

A small, shrivelled, usually foul smelling member, reminiscent of an ancient wizards finger.

To be honest, when I saw he had a Solomon's finger I knew it wasn't going to be a great night.

by Truthsayer27 May 16, 2011

Solomon

A hilarious boy who knows just what to say to make you laugh, and can carry on a conversation for years. A Solomon is very wise and smart, without even trying to be. A Solomon can cheer you up in a second if you are sad, by making a joke or saying something sweet. A Solomon is also very athletic and kinda short, and could be very attractive.

SOLOMON

by agajdjdjdjdjs November 24, 2019