SnorgTees

the unfunniest t-shirts in the history of ever, which are, for some reason, appearing on urbandictionary.com on a regular basis

What does the Holocaust and SnorgTees have in common?

They're not funny at all and anybody who laughs at them has no soul.

by uzo9 June 14, 2009

Slorgan

Arbitrary conversation filler which is factually inaccurate.

I've heard enough slorgan out of your mouth today.

by Ranchgirls December 22, 2020

smorgasbad

When a lot of things are just bad.

Man, I was at this party last night, I got in there, they ran out of tp, it was smorgasbad.

by Enz0Kicked October 4, 2013

snorgtees whore

The bitch in the ad below.

Check out the Snorgtees whore in the ad below.

by Snorgtees Geez April 17, 2010

smorgashbord

A collection of women, arrayed as a buffet meal

Wow. This club is filled with hot chicks. It's a total smorgashbord.

by Flakey July 26, 2007

Smorgasfuck

A buffet or assortment of fuckery (inspired by the election of Donald Trump).

American minorities found themselves in a smorgasfuck on November 9, 2016.

by HiFi8o November 15, 2016

Dairy Smorgasbord

When you take a week to a month to ripen your fumunda cheese and while recieving head, the girl eats the cheese while jacking you off and washes the cheese down with your cum.

A.K.A:

The dsb
"The Smorg"
Head 2.0

cool kid 1: Yo cool kid 2! What you do last night?

cool kid 2: Oh hey cool kid 1, chris' mom came over and i gave her a Dairy Smorgasbord.

cool kid 1: dsb's are the tits.

by Tushar Agarwal March 14, 2009