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snatchies

snatchies is used in place of dibs when dibs gets overused or too old. Snatchies overrides dibs in every situation except one where your ass gets beaten down.
Snatchies refers to snatching something, like the shotgun of a car or the last piece of pizza on a plate.
*One piece of cheesecake left*
guy 1: Dibs
guy 2: Snatchies
guy 1: *looks around to see if guy 2 is about to get his ass beaten down* dammit, you get it
guy 3: Dude, you say dibs like every 5 seconds, of course guy 2 is gonna get it
guy 2: Hellz yea
by Doomblaze January 6, 2008
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Snatches

The art of grabbing a male of female's nipple without them noticing. Snatches can only be prevented by saying "No Snatches" which then grants immunity for 2 minutes.
*Dylan extends hand onto Brady's hard nipple*

Dylan: "Snatchesss"
Brady: WHAT THE LITERAL FRICK

*Christian screams from top of the lung*
Christan: "No Snatches!"
by Isnatches March 11, 2015
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snatches

I have snatches of licorice.
by proud2deviate January 19, 2004
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invasion fo the booty snatchers

A misspelled version of invasion of the booty snatchers.
-The greatest, most intelligent move the devil has ever made is making us believe that he doesn't exist...
by Phrigajiblenoghip May 25, 2004
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booger snatchers

Tiny fairies that come in the middle of night to exfoliate the inside of one's nose from snot and debris. Complimentary package of tissue left after every visit. Boogers are recycled for later use in the war against terrorism.

See Peter Pan, Tooth Fairy
During one of her worst colds, Tina received a visit from the booger snatchers.
by Capt Craptacular September 28, 2006
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snatchlasticity

The elasticity and tightness of the female sexual organ, or snatch.
"After twenty years of promiscuous sex and four kids, her snatchlasticity was shot. Having sex with her was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway."
by Some Biker Dude July 28, 2008
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snatchlasticity

After a long night with a cucumber, her snatchlasticity was ruined for the next day.
by Nikolaos April 20, 2006
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