Pooch Smooch

The act of giving a dog (pooch) a real big kiss (smooch)

Guy: I’m gonna give you a pooch smooch
Dog: Woof

by Toast Taste Good June 27, 2021

smoh

shaking my own head

used when in response to the ever so popular "smh"

Steve: "Bruh....smh"
John: "I know bruh....smoh."

by kylecampbellisawesome July 3, 2011

Smolov

An intense 13 week Russian squat program that will destroy you, and make you reborn into a squatting monster, like a phoenix of swoleness.

Depending on experience and a trainee's size, the Smolov program can add up to a hundred pounds to your squat if you do it to a T.

Weeks 1-2 Intro Cycle
Week 3-6 Base Cycle
Week 7-8 Switching Style
Week 9-13 Intensity cycle (this is where the alphas are separated from the betas.)

Guy 1: How did you get your squat up to 600 Pounds?!

Guy 2: I ran Smolov, what else?

by Tyrannosaurus Flex June 26, 2014

shower smooch

When a female achieves orgasm using a removable, shower head set to massage!

Last night while cleaning my vagina I suddenly gave myself the best shower smooch ever!

by AllThatsJoey January 17, 2004

smood

a combination of the words "skype" and "mood", the statuses people make on skype

Skype user: Well, I'm not feeling "happy" anymore, just "tired" so I better change my smood.

by Merrywetherweather May 22, 2014

Smoko

Smoko is a term used in Australia and New Zealand by builders and the likes. It's a break where the employee's go and have a durry, and probably a pie too.

"Kia ora bro, whens smoko"
"in 10 minutes mate"

by Kiwiboiiii May 16, 2018

Smoochie Muffin

1. Pet name for your girlfriends, who are the sexiest, coolest, most fun group of bitches on the planet.

2. Word used to describe sexy women.

Guy: "We were supposed to hang last night, where were you?"
Girl: "Sorry Sugar, I had better things to do. I was out with my Smoochie Muffins."

Guy 1: "Damn dude, did you see Rachel, Kelly and Angela tonight?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, they are definitely the hottest Smoochie Muffins here."

by The Original Smoochie Muffin July 21, 2009