Dick Smitten

Usually referring to a girl that you gave your dick to the night before and she keeps texting you about it.

Claire got me after a few pints last night, yeah I gave to her now my phone battery is dead.
Sounds like she's Dick Smitten!

dick addictiondickizzle

by TSupreme September 26, 2009

Dr. Smitty Jones

The famous inventor of the most popular mime academy in the history of all schools. Also known as William Smith (Smitty)

Guy 1: Did you know that The Mime Academy of Smits was made by Dr. Smitty Jones!

Guy 2: Who doesn't!

by Dr. W. Smith December 30, 2011

Smitnote

Being in the state of crunkness or drunk, Intoxicated.

" Hey, you see that muthafucka Earl....he was on that smitnote "

by Phaze2 Henry of PatronTV.com January 9, 2009

the salty spittoon

A popular club where all the toughest of the tough gather to commence in fights and parties.

Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?

by Hash slinging slasher! July 23, 2014

poon spittoon

While balls deep in sexual intercoarse, with a chew (tobacco) in your lip, one spits the tobacco juice into the action zone for added nicotine pleasure with a side of lube.

"I totally gave some chick from the bar a good old poon spittoon last night!"

by Geo Metro July 12, 2016

Daan Smitting

Continuous and extensive chatter about a specific, usually simple issue. (other as Saul Goodmaning)
Breaking down into prime factors. Boring and philosophical. A monologue that repels the recipient with its extensiveness and highly-theoretical knowledge, even if you could put it in a one good sentence.

- Do you have a skincare routine?
- Glad you have asked. If you want gorgeous skin 30 years from now, the choices you make today will help that happen. Beautiful skin is a lifelong process and developing a daily skin care routine today can help you keep my beautiful skin for the future. At the same time, negative skin care routines now can harm my or yours skin for the future.
It’s all about health. Skincare is important to maintain a good image as a CEO.
- Can you stop daan smitting, please? It was a yes-no question! And I haven't received the answer that satisfies me in the end.

by ryksryks January 14, 2023

Litty Titty Joe Smitty

A man with tits that every woman wishes she had. Envied by anyone with the XX chromosome pair. Even envied by some with the XY. Everyone wants the Joe Smitty titties.

"Litty Titty Joe Smitty is what I want inside of me."
"Dude, you see that girl? She almost has the titties of Joe Smitty."

by sassynipples6969 February 25, 2019