smarty pants

Any pants you are wearing at the time you make a smarty pants comment.

Ooh, that was a good one - Patrick must have his smarty pants on today.

by fushigi88 July 29, 2009

smarty jones

1. To choke, often in an excruciatingly heartbreaking manner.

2. To swindle wimpy gamblers out of money.

Synonymous with Funny Cide and Philadelphia Eagles.

1. You lost a 15-point lead in 30 seconds?? How could you smarty jones like that?

2. So, you got smarty jones'd, huh? That's what you get for betting on a 1-5 favorite.

by Calico Cal June 5, 2004

smartypants

vision: clear
worries: reduced
love: immense

smartypants: "I am glad we are spending this day together. Yes the situation is complicated but we can find a way because we are clever." 🖤

by Krkič April 14, 2019

smarty

when you get a blow job during an academic endeavor, such as studying, listening to motzart, or at the library

i am hella horny but i have so much homework to do; i could really use a smarty

by Andrew, Paul, Brian March 17, 2008

Miss Smarty Pants

One who talks about longitude and latitude.

"well aren't you miss smarty pants, talking about longitude and latitude"

by antonia666 March 20, 2005

smartying

smart partying - checking yourself prior to wrecking yourself

"oh man, I'm so hungover this morning, bro"
"not me, man! We were smartying hearty last night!"

by Smart Partier January 27, 2008

Mario Smarty

When someone is incredibly talented at Mario Party. Not just lucky, but has pure, god-like talent.

Also, one who does not pick a woman character. They always lose. Pick a man.

They always win.

Gstache beat me 46 times on Mario Party, he is a Mario Smarty. Fo sho.

I can't believe JBN picked Daisy, he got creamed 46 times; I didn't even have to use my Mario Smarty powers

by JBN Gstache May 4, 2007