Slouch Pouch

An older mans ball sack.

Phoebe: OMG Stacy, I saw the grossest ball sack yesterday. He was ancient.

Stacy: You mean a slouch pouch?

by xtina1313 May 25, 2015

Cock Smoocher

peepee puffer, dick sucker, pole smoker
anything to do with lips around the male organ.

Josh is a gay cock smoocher!

by jfmjr January 14, 2009

smoochie

a treesh or baddie

She a smoochie, she has a lot of bodies!

Ima smoochie like you cannot change me

by whatyousaidmuddy May 17, 2022

Slorch

Primary: The Senior Leisure Porch

A place where seniors in high school can go to hang out or eat.
Alternative: Senior Learning Porch
Used when teachers are around, a place for seniors in high school to go and study or do homework.

Let’s go hang out on the slorch!
Yes teacher, we would like to go to the slorch to study.

by Seniorz September 26, 2019

Swamp snooch

The sticky, uncomfortable feeling in the vaginal canal after a girl has intercourse and has semen excretions after having stood up again.

Ughh... I shouldn't have banged one out before work because now I have swamp snooch.

by Swamp snooch July 1, 2015

Sacramento Smegma Smooch

Harvest your smegma(otherwise known as "dick cheese") that has gathered along your penal region, or for the ladies, vaginal area. Take the collected smegma and fill it in a empty chapstick container, then put it in the freezer. Once coagulated, apply the new lip balm to you lips and make out with any victim you choose.

"Dude! i cant believe my girlfriend cheated on me!"
"Just give her a good ol' Sacramento Smegma Smooch and leave her in the dust"
"Perfect!!"

by Pepe Silvia Barney October 3, 2012

slouch

one who dresses bad, looks bad, and is a social outcast. One who performs badly with the opposite sex and wears torn up clothes. Is good at nothing and enjoys his weekends sitting at home

Stop playing your gameboy your such a slouch!
You wear that same sweatshirt everyday ur just a sloch
Look at that slouchy shirt your wearing...where did u get it K-Mart
Your such a slouch...you have scored 0 points this season
Your the biggest slouch i know...you sit at home and watch tv all day

by JPotts December 28, 2005