shoe dodger

Derogatory

Someone stupid but has out of pure luck
performed a feat which would'nt be
otherwise possible without skill of ninja
quality or higher.

George bush isn't a ninja
only a shoe dodger.

Tom throws a frisbe, it is caught in a
updraft and never seen again.

"Tom you stupid shoe dodger, that was my
only frisbe"

Still a shoe dodger leaves his audence in
awe.

george bush

by scavanna March 2, 2009

shoe obsession disorder

Abbreviation is S.O.D. or SOD

Womankind's enduring love affair with fabulous footwear.

Commonly self-diagnosed and there is no cure.

"Husbands come and go, but Manolo Blahnik slingbacks are for life." - Liza Minnelli

"I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes!" - Carrie Bradshaw, famous for her shoe obsession disorder.

by OMGShoesss March 11, 2011

Shoe effect

The effect which makes a person to change his/her sleep routine for someone he/she loves

I like her, I am afraid that I might get "Shoe effect"

by monkey_donkey May 13, 2019

Shoe in fit

(n)
A properly conforming noun when compared to a mating description or object.

My girlfriend is a shoe in fit with the Mormons due to her regular workout routine, lack of coffee consumption, and kind personality

by Squirrels_in_my_pants January 29, 2021

Shoe-horning

Verb | The act of 'slipping' something, such as an idea, political argument, or theory/concept into a conversation where it does not really fit; like using a shoehorn / shoe-horn to slip a foot into a tight-fitting shoe

"We were talking about the upcoming music festival when all of a sudden Harry and Arnold entered the conversation, continuously shoe-horning trump and politics

by Scarymonstersandstuff December 1, 2017

If the shoe fits

When you say something in general that could be deemed as an insult, and someone gets offended because they think you meant it towards them.

Why did you post that status about people with big noses?

Hey don't get mad if the shoe fits

by HazyX December 11, 2017

bowling shoe sophisticate

A bowling shoe sophisticate is person who dresses in outré clothing when going to a nice restaurant, such as leisure suits, bolo ties, and bowling shoes. Obviously, this is meant sarcastically.

Yes, Hector was a true bowling shoe sophisticate: he wore yoga pants, a university sweatshirt, and - yes! - bowling shoes with the size on the back.

by Angel of the Morning February 6, 2020