Sleepy High

When you haven’t slept in so long but can’t fall asleep that you start acting like you’re high even if you don’t know what it’s like being high

Bro I haven’t slept in 28 hours, I think I’m getting sleepy high

by KimchiCrackhead August 9, 2020

Sleepyhead

One of the most amazing friends you will ever have. But dont expect to talk to them late at night, they like to go to bed around ten or so. Most of the time if you are talking to them they fall asleep. Even though they fall asleep a lot they are simply amazing. If you are lucky enough to have a sleepy head in your life, dont lose them. They are loyal, a great listener, and will do whatever it takes have to to make you happy.

I wish I had a sleepyhead as a friend.

by MyrtleLynn April 22, 2010

cold biscuits and sleepy pussy

Two things men can't stand.

There are two things I hate-cold biscuits and sleepy pussy

by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011

Fuck Sleepy Joe

Worst President candidate ever. Hides his Alzhemier's Disease. A Chinese Communist Party stooge.

Fuck sleepy Joe is a CCP stooge.

by anonymous December 7, 2020

sleepy ferguson

What is received when one gives head to someone while they are sound asleep, and they wake up as they are coming into their partner's mouth (and possibly on themselves)

Steve woke up the other day from a sleepy ferguson that Kristen gave him.

by Dan Tomorrow January 24, 2005

Sleepy Safari

1. (n.) An event in which two (2) or more persons willingly adventure on a nap.

2. (n.) A Safari Trip for sightseeing wild, sleepy animals.

1. I was going to hang out with Lou until I found him napping, so I just said "Fuck it!" and decided to join him on a sleepy safari.

2. "Continuing on our Sleepy Safari, Ladies and Gentlemen, you will notice to my left the Sleepy Giraffes. They love naps!"

by Mister Pencil January 20, 2009

Sleepy Jenkins

the act of creeping into a blacked out person's bed with the intent of hooking up

Aron: Did you hear about Jill?

Melissa: No! What...?

Aron: She got crunked and passed out at Eric's party last Saturday and woke up to him giving her a sleepy jenkins!

Melissa: Ew!! What a creep! I hope he doesn't try that shit at my parties...

by undefined313 November 10, 2010