smasted

A combination of the two words describing overly drunk (smashed and wasted).

HOLY SHIT THAT GUY IS SMASTED!!!!!

I AM GETTING SMASTED!!!!!!!!

by D-rock9120 January 5, 2011

slated

To be intoxicated, drunk, or un-sober.

Dude, are you slated or what?
I've been slated since I got here.
We's gon' get slated toNIGHT!

by j to the bizzo May 3, 2005

Slanted

to shit your pants in a way that the shit's weight causes your pants to slant at an angle.

1: dude i slanted my pants at the golf game!
2: did anyone notice the 90 degree angle in your pants?
1: i hope not!

by tree meister March 28, 2011

Slanted

Being completely and utterly badass; one of the coolest things you have ever seen

"Matt is so handsome, he is slanted."

"Dude, that car is so slanted."

by The Pear January 9, 2013

swasted

the point where you are super wasted

wasted is an understatement i want to be swasted tonight

by shortmts September 11, 2010

slashed

Scottish term used to describe being cut with a knife or blade.

Ned: Here mate, want slashed?

Ned 2: Bolt ya rocket.

by JackoMayte May 16, 2010

slashed mattress

the appearance of the pubic region of an unkempt young lady.due to the resemblance of a horsehair mattress which has been slashed with a stanley knife.

that bird a pulled last night man,oh jesus she had a fanny like a slashed mattress

by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006