sloshed

Consuming large amounts of alcohol to the extent that you are passed out with your head in the toilet.

I got so fucking sloshed last night!

by Demented Dust Bunny August 4, 2003

slasher

A horror movie usually with one central homicidal maniac who usually uses cutlery to systematically slaughter his victims. See also Freddy Krueger,Jason Voorhees,Chucky

A Nightmare On Elm Street is a psychological slasher flick about a maniac who can invade his victim's dreams and kill them.

by Nicky_M October 31, 2004

smashed

a) To be heavily intoxicated, to the point where behaviour is erratic and the ability to walk straight is no more.

b) broken through

a) "A lot of people up here are getting really fucking smashed. I've seen like four people carried out in front of me and the show just fuckin' started" - Axl Rose

b) smashed window

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

Slashee

Someone who thinks they should be a model, but is unable to earn money doing so and must maintain a regular job. That person is a something-slash-model. Common slashees are bartender/model, salesclerk/model and waiter/model. Their "modeling" work is often limited to their own profiles on social networking sites.

That slashee just loaded yet another set of wannabe modeling shots to her Facebook; if only she were as pretty as she thinks she is, she wouldn't be slinging beers at Joe's.

by DanInATL November 27, 2011

smashed like joy

(n) a common phrase used by young men and women when influenced by alcohol and presented with the great effects of the depressant, the irony built in.

I was smashed like joy at the bar the other day, I don't remember what happened, but I woke up with a smile.

by sniki July 6, 2010

smashed out of your mind

when severely drunk, barely able to function

Man,you were smashed out of your mind!! you could barely tell me your name!

by Unanimous Chinchilla January 5, 2012

stashed ensign

After receiving your commission as an officer in the Navy or Coast Guard, you must be stoked. But sometimes, there's no room or money to train you and you get stashed doing odd jobs. Sometimes you can get stashed places you would like and then suddenly it's awesome.

>Hey man congratulations on the Navy! Do they have you flying yet?

<No, I'm a stashed ensign.

>So essentially you're worthless, and overpaid to do nothing?

<Fail. Oh but we had time to start a band, check purevolume for the stashed ensigns

by talonsdmc12 July 22, 2010