naked skydive

the act of hanging onto (or crawling along if you're up to it) the luggage rails on a bus/coach.

Guy 1: "I'm bored, this journey is shit."
Guy 2: "A naked skydive'll sort that out!"

by Coolguy91 March 31, 2009

Skydive

When one person calls anothers name with there hands in circles around there own eyes like goggles.if a person turns round and see this they have to lie on the floor and pretend to skydive.the only way to prevent this is when you are turning round make antlers with your hands.if someone calls your name and you make the antlers without the name caller making goggles with there hands, the antler person has to skydive.

skydive bitch!

by The Game 123 March 6, 2011

Indoor Skydiving

The coward's version of skydiving. It's simply a vertical air tunnel which gives you a pseudo-free-fall experience.

I was too much of a bitch to actually go skydiving. So I went Indoor Skydiving instead.

by HALO Jumper December 5, 2011

Skydiving Dingo

The epitome of everything random and senseless...

Quoted several times by Scam School and other famous websites/youtubers

"Our next show will make less sense than a skydiving dingo!"

{"go where there no?"
"skydiving dingos?"}

by fried Phisher November 20, 2010

Afghan Skydiving

When you go down hard and fast on someone from Kabul, often leaving a mess.

Wow that was some intense Afghan Skydiving! They really left a mark.

by Feelsbadmanrealbad August 16, 2021

Seattle Skydive

Verb

in the family of Pittsburgh Plunge, Philidelphia Fist, Cleveland Steamer, etc.

Similar to the Pittsburgh Plunge but instead of sticking your head in, the whole body must go (OH THE HORROR!!!)

THE SEATTLE SKYDIVE

Yeah, that was pretty nasty.
Yeah well last night i went all the way in.
WAT!?!?
Yeah, I Seattle Skydove that bitch; stood on the edge of the couch and BAM! I was in like a pineapple in Hitler's ass.

by !6ROB9! January 18, 2008

Skydiving

the art of masturbating of hands and just rubbing on anything you can find. while swinging your arms and legs up as if you were free falling.

ah shit my parents caught me skydiving.

Ive been skydiving since I was a baby

by Ropez October 4, 2011