Window Shopper

Someone who looks at stuff they cant buy

i wish i had them kicks but i cant afford them (im a window shopper)

by Dee Jay October 28, 2005

skeppycat

Skeppy’s cat that’s get /aloned all the time.

Zelkam: /alone skeppycat

Skeppycat: NOOOOO

by Lolhehexd July 20, 2019

Windows shopping

Spending an inordinate amount of time viewing page after page of an item, say shoes, on multiple websites.

I was Windows shopping for almost 3 hours this morning....I looked at almost 4000 pairs of shoes and didn't buy shit.

by Krema April 19, 2009

Skeppy

A minecraft youtuber that ping spoofs on every server they join.

Skeppy: Mom I think you're ping spoofing this call
Skeppy's Mom: Wat is... Ping poofing?

Skeppy: *mutes mic* AHAHAHAHAAH

by BenDaDoge November 8, 2018

Dr. skipper

the ghetto verison of dr. pepper

kid: mommy, will you buy me a dr. pepper?
mother: no son, we are too poor. how about i buy you a dr. skipper instead?

by skin May 18, 2005

shoppette

A convenience store operated by AAFES on U.S. Army and Air Force installations.

I'm going to swing by the shoppette, get some razor blades and a cup of coffee to go.

by tsukudani October 18, 2009

Shopping Nazis

when superstores, such as Safeway, corruptly remove and expel certain products because their exceptional quality and popularity eclipses that of the cheap imitations of these same products, which bear the superstore’s brand name

whenever a good product comes along and keeps getting sold of the selves, the Shopping Nazis soon come up with a cheapo knockoff and destock the good one that people want, dishonestly pretending it’s an unpopular item.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 20, 2012