beat skeets

1) any situation leading to dissatisfaction;

2) a member of the opposite sex with unappealing physical qualities

1) Getting arrested at Sandy's apartment was beat skeets for those without an Irish name.

2) That girl in our physics class is so beat skeets; lets jump her.

by Randy December 6, 2004

sleepsurf

To surf the web while effectively asleep, or so tired you aren't completely aware of where you're going. As one would sleepwalk.

"I finished studying for the exam, got some hot chocolate and read my email, then proceeded to sleepsurf the net until about 2am."

by Greg Houck September 24, 2007

Sheepskin

What condoms used to be made of... used as a replacement for the word "condom" so people can't tell how perverted and disgusting you are.

Bob:Dude can I borrow a sheepskin?
Joe: Sure(hands Bob condom)

by thegirlbehindyou April 26, 2011

holy sheepshit

a term which is often exclaimed by a party in disbelief.

Holy sheepshit...you're about the stupidest fuck I have ever seen!

by Stephen McDonnell February 9, 2006

Eyes like sheeps cunts

When you haven't had much sleep and your eyes are looking tired.

I partied so hard last night bro but now I'm paying for it. Got eyes like sheeps cunts.

by NJCDGN August 16, 2014

Sheepskin

A guy who makes passes at a girl who is already involved with another guy. Frequently using terms like "Weren't you in my Biology class?" - or "Weren't you in Mrs. Jones' Third Grade?". The name comes from the frequent donning of a Sheepskin jacket during the 'pass' phase. Many bold sheepskins will make passes at chicks who are with their boyfriends. Main habitat are local malls.

"Dude, look at that sheepskin trying to make a pass at your girlfriend."

by Jake Sha. July 16, 2008

skeetstress

A receiver of skeet; one who is skeeted upon.

"Yeah we've been dating for a bit, she might be my permanent skeetstress."

or

"Don't call my skeetstress a skeetstress in front of my skeetstress."

by a p January 12, 2008