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Semen Sizzler 

When one ejaculates into a preheated frying pan and or skillet.(not to be confused with simmering semen)
Yo Donnie lastnight the vacuum wasn't cuttin it so I tried the old semen sizzler.

The old lady wanted to try something new lastnight so I spunked on a hot skillet. Apparently it's called the semen sizzler.

I'm just made a semen sizzler yall hungry?

Indian Sizzler 

Depraved sex act, The Indian Sizzler is performed by placing the penis inside another's asshole, then lighting a cigarette. After the cigarette is smoked, the male pulls out and ejaculates all over their partners back, then butts out the cigarette in their own sperm.
"That bitch wouldnt behave so I branded her with The Indian Sizzler"
Indian Sizzler by Imgoingtohell March 27, 2007

Shanghai Sizzler 

the burning of your penis when you try to have sexual intercourse with a peking duck basted in teriyaki, right after it is taken of the stir fry pan.
He screamed in pain as he got a Shanghai sizzler.

Lemon sizzler

To slice one's nipples and squeeze lemons over top of them
As I looks at Bonnie's nipple, I thought about giving her a lemon sizzler
Lemon sizzler by Budwudder February 16, 2015

cincy sizzler 

when going to have sex, replace the lube with hot sauce.
Steve: my dick burns so bad!

John: Why?

Steve: I gave my girl the Cincy sizzler last night.
cincy sizzler by bigwilly94 March 17, 2010

Sarah Soda Sizzler 

Sarah Soda Sizzler is when a woman...or man gives a guy a handjob or blowjob to the point of ejaculation and then aims it into the belly button. After the belly button is full of the semen, the woman...or man then sucks it out like a jello shot.
Last night Mike gave me a Sarah soda sizzler. He gave me a hand job and made sure when I ejaculated the Semen went into my belly button so he could suck it out like a jello shot.