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When one ejaculates into a preheated frying pan and or skillet.(not to be confused with simmering semen)
Yo Donnie lastnight the vacuum wasn't cuttin it so I tried the old semen sizzler.

The old lady wanted to try something new lastnight so I spunked on a hot skillet. Apparently it's called the semen sizzler.

I'm just made a semen sizzler yall hungry?
by Newengland413 July 22, 2019

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