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An uber cool guy that plays the guitar and knows the way of the Samurai. Often used in reference to someone doing the impossible.
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'Sistarz' is both singular and plural.
There are no known examples of situations where one would have acquired enough or too many sistarz. 'Sistarz' will therefore always refer to the maximum amount of available sisters.
Referring to someones 'Sistarz' indicates a physical attraction. It is therefore not advisable to referring to biological sister(s) using 'Sistarz', unless one wishes to admit to being attracted to one's own sister(s).
'Sistarz' is both singular and plural.
There are no known examples of situations where one would have acquired enough or too many sistarz. 'Sistarz' will therefore always refer to the maximum amount of available sisters.
Referring to someones 'Sistarz' indicates a physical attraction. It is therefore not advisable to referring to biological sister(s) using 'Sistarz', unless one wishes to admit to being attracted to one's own sister(s).
Commonly used phrases:
- "Gief sistarz plx! - (I would like the company of your sister(s)).
- "Got sistarz!!!11" - (Do you happen to be in possession of sister(s)?)
- "How old is your sistarz"?
- "That's what your sistarz said."
- "Gief sistarz plx! - (I would like the company of your sister(s)).
- "Got sistarz!!!11" - (Do you happen to be in possession of sister(s)?)
- "How old is your sistarz"?
- "That's what your sistarz said."
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Little Sister: Wait, you're telling me I was a sistake?
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It is when the male decides to awkwardly troll the female (or actually has a condition of sexstaticism) during sex by making only the same monotonous sound for every pelvic thrust. Each sound must be identical in pitch, volume, tone, articulation, and resonance - even at the climax.
It MUST last the full duration of the sexual activity, whether that be 5 minutes or an hour. After a Sexstatic performance, it is to not be talked about and pretended as if it never happened.
It is when the male decides to awkwardly troll the female (or actually has a condition of sexstaticism) during sex by making only the same monotonous sound for every pelvic thrust. Each sound must be identical in pitch, volume, tone, articulation, and resonance - even at the climax.
It MUST last the full duration of the sexual activity, whether that be 5 minutes or an hour. After a Sexstatic performance, it is to not be talked about and pretended as if it never happened.
NOT Sexstatic: *during sex* oh...ooooh...OH!....OH GOD!! AHHHH!!! **** MY BRAINS OUT GERTRUDE!! AS HARD AS YOUR PARENTS FUCKED YOUR NAME UP!! *climax* Ooh...I love you gerdy...
Correct: *during sex; in a deep/low pitch, any volume, and dry, unchanging tone.* Ah.....Ah.....Ah.....Ah.....Ah.....Ah....*climax* Ah.....
Oh em gee, I couldn't sleep last night because my boyfriend was being Sexstatic and it was fucking weird.
Correct: *during sex; in a deep/low pitch, any volume, and dry, unchanging tone.* Ah.....Ah.....Ah.....Ah.....Ah.....Ah....*climax* Ah.....
Oh em gee, I couldn't sleep last night because my boyfriend was being Sexstatic and it was fucking weird.
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