insecure retard

A straightedge middle-aged videogame addict who lives in the past, brags to others about instant messaging "hotties" and talking to more "hotties" all day on a headset over internet games with no camera support.

Avoids confrontation and declines any form of challange by running in himself circles (and away from live chickens).

"I could drop a deuce, play with it in the toilet, and I'd get more answers than actually expecting this insecure retard to own up."

"MKF30 is an insecure retard!"

by MKF30 March 25, 2007

insecure humor

Humor lacking both sense and construction. Often used by people who feel too insecure to make regular, constructed jokes. This form of comedy is widely regarded as unfunny and merely a expression of the comedians own insecurities. Frequently referred to by proprietors and observers alike as "random" for lack of a more concrete or accurate description.

"MONKEY CHEESE NINJA SPORK PENGUIN OF DOOM LOLOLOLOL I'M SO RANDOM XD"

"You're really just exhibiting your failures as a human with this insecure humor, you know..."

by shitfucker0x539 November 17, 2013

insecurestep

music with dubstep rhythms and timing, only unsure of itself

that track bangs, but it's def insecurestep

by FIKE MOLK February 20, 2012

Insecure bitches

50 year old women who go through your friends list and question any man you are mutual friends with on how you became friends....women who insult others on the amount of selfies they post....women who pretend to be your friend to your face but talk shit behind your back...and finally, bitches that you've been nothing but nice to and comment their new profile pic is beautiful and they "like" everybody's comment but yours....pathetic and ridiculous insecure bitch

TS is one of many insecure bitches tripping over someone else's selfie cause she think she ugly!

by can't help that I'm pretty June 25, 2016

insecureerectionist

A funny term for a MAGA crowd. Everyone got an insecureerection on January 6th 2021 at the Capital Building. A spin off to the word insurrectionist as an insult to their sexuality.

Look at Todd wearing that MAGA hat, he probably got an insecureerection on January 26th

Yeah he is a total insecureerectionist

by Trollston January 6, 2023

little insecure white girls

insecure little whitegirls

Valkrae - "on a stack no cap"
little insecure white girls - "STOP THATS LITERALLY OFFENSIVE DISRESPECTFUL, AND IM GONNA PRESSURE YOU INTO APOLOGIZING EVEN THOUGH YOU DID NOTHING WRONG."

by Bruce Wayne's son October 19, 2022

INSECURE

When a guy loses his hair or has many imperfections he tends to be insecure.

Rehmeyer is losing his hair, he feels ugly and insecure.

by ..MIKE REHMEYER... April 21, 2008