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Singapore

A Place Where Locals Can't Live, Unless You Are Very Rich.

Here, If You Are A Malay Or Indian, Your Salary Will Be Decreased By 50%.
Racism Still Exist In Singapore.
Man 1: I'll be migrating to Singapore soon.
Man 2: Don't go there, It's dangerous!
Man 1: How is it dangerous?
Man 2: Well.. the Chinese there are morons.
by 8====D ({}) March 13, 2009
mugGet the Singaporemug.

Singapore

1)A nice place to visit, wide variety of foods from 3 major ethic backgrounds...Malay, Indian and Chinese. Humid weather tha goes all year round. Its too small, people who get sick of singapore seek refuge to thier neighbour..Malaysia.

And you know what im sick of? THE SINGAPOREAN GOVERNMENT!

2)A country that claims to be democratic....BULLSHIT. In the pledge "To build a democratic society, based on justice and equality, so as to achive happiness, prosperity..." this is also bullshit. A shitty new car in singapore can buy you a new house in australia for the same price. Not to forget, this is a MALAY country and yet its swarmed with all these chinese muthafuckers. Its so racist to malays and indians. Chinese ppl are taking over these countries.(Sadly, Malaysia is now 50% chinese). Whats with the strict rules? Why can't ppl protest for thier own rights? Isn't this suppose to be a democratic country? This communist country is corrupted to the core.
Sadrudin: Hey I have to go back to Singapore to serve National Service for 2 years, eventhough Im a Australian Citizen.

Habib:That's bull!

Sadrudin: Nah, the Singapore government is too fucked up to realize that my entire life, family, education is here now.

Habib:Uleh, I feel for ya bro.
by Jamaludin July 6, 2006
mugGet the Singaporemug.

Singapore

A country where bubblegum is banned, oral sex is banned, owning guns is banned, and sodomy is allowed.
Don't go to singapore, I should know, I live there.
by v3Fusion July 12, 2003
mugGet the Singaporemug.

Singapore

So goddamed hot. Bad music on some radio stations, disgraces the English language with 'singlish" which is a total fucked up language Singaporeans created. No gum here, very bad. No mugging but slashing with parangs. Kinda safe place i guess... Schools over-pressure the kids with insane work. Otherwise it's pretty alright.
Singapore-Singlish - 'Walao why you so like dat wan, think you so big ah?"
by ThegirlfromSingapore December 16, 2010
mugGet the Singaporemug.

Singapore

Hot, Humid, Small, "Kiasu",

Karens of the South East Asian region with Australia

Loves to flaunt their riches, always pointing out "Rags to riches" when compared to Malaysia
, Forgets that they were birthed with the Busiest port in the world for quite a while, maintaining one of the busiest ports till today.
Person 1: Hey, i heard your from South East Asia?

Singaporean: Yes, I'm from Singapore, you know, the nice airport? the marina bay sands? how could you not know? Wow, rude!, you know were really developed right?!
by candykidnapped December 7, 2020
mugGet the Singaporemug.

Singapore

Don't believe theres a town there? type 'singapore' in facebook under 'location' and see!
by amparojack March 31, 2009
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Singapore

Small country with youth that are so bored they tend to look upon whores who slap their rich, drunk mommies and steven lim among others as a national identity.
in singapore, once something catches eyes on the internet, vast hordes of singaporeans start bitching.
by virginsingaporean December 26, 2011
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